A GIRL'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the
garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend.And as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.Amen.
A BOYS PRAYER
I pray for a girl with nice tits. Amen.
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