The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Farewell and Welcome
A Dad was passing by his son's Bedroom and was surprised to see how nicely his messy son had cleaned and arranged the room.
He went inside and saw an envelope pinned to the mirror. It was addressed "My Dear Dad"
with shivering hand he picked up the envelope and started reading the content.
My Loving Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because i wanted to avoid a Scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even With all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle Clothes but it's not only the passion, dad - she's pregnant and Barbara
reassures me that we will be very happy.
He went inside and saw an envelope pinned to the mirror. It was addressed "My Dear Dad"
with shivering hand he picked up the envelope and started reading the content.
My Loving Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because i wanted to avoid a Scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even With all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle Clothes but it's not only the passion, dad - she's pregnant and Barbara
reassures me that we will be very happy.
a hot summers day
Liana was a beautiful blonde girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the side of the riverbank and dove in.
A couple of young boys came along and decided to steal her clothes.
Having gotten out of the water and discovered that her clothes had been stolen, Liana decided to go to the roadside and hitch a ride home.
Along came Steve, riding a bicycle. He stopped for Liana."Come," he said, "I'll ride you into town."
She jumped on his bicycle and rode sidesaddle in front of him. Steve said nothing, but after ten minutes Liana was so overwhelmed at how calm he
was that she said, "Tell me, haven't you noticed that I'm completely naked?"
"Sure," said Steve. "Haven't you noticed that you're riding on a girls bike?
A couple of young boys came along and decided to steal her clothes.
Having gotten out of the water and discovered that her clothes had been stolen, Liana decided to go to the roadside and hitch a ride home.
Along came Steve, riding a bicycle. He stopped for Liana."Come," he said, "I'll ride you into town."
She jumped on his bicycle and rode sidesaddle in front of him. Steve said nothing, but after ten minutes Liana was so overwhelmed at how calm he
was that she said, "Tell me, haven't you noticed that I'm completely naked?"
"Sure," said Steve. "Haven't you noticed that you're riding on a girls bike?
boy / girl prayers
A GIRL'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
The Guardian Angel
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
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